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HardCore Hentai!

Monday, October 15th, 2007

In a game of truth or dare, the broads at TrashyToons.com will always choose Dare—and they will always complete the task. Can you match the high level of unconventional methods that these chicks need to climax? I dare you to try…

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The real deal..

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

When a broad tells you she will devour you in bed, be very, very careful. At TrashyToons.com, these bitches mean what they say. You’ve been forewarned…

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Ultra Hentai is what is in!

Friday, September 14th, 2007

Alright, so maybe all the animations aren’t knockouts at TrashyToons.com. But striving for perfection is their goal, and if at first they don’t succeed, they will just dust themselves off and try again.

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Life isn’t always fair

Saturday, August 18th, 2007

But that shit doesn’t matter so long that everyone is in on the action. After all that yapping, these whores still know what to do. At Trashytoons.com, nothing is left to the imagination.

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The Ball And Chain Is Looming Near

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

The last two hours of my time was spent on the phone with my girlfriend; we talked about every motherfuckin thing—from life, to love, to the future. This broad really sees a future with me, and, for the first time, I actually can see a bright future with her under one condition—I can’t stray away from banging other broads because, well hell, that’s who I am. Of course, I didn’t mention that part to her, because some things are better left unsaid.

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For the most part, she did all the initiating in the “taking it to the next level” department, and I attempted to walk with her there and emotionally get close to her, but steered clear away from the “let’s move in together” conversation. She brought that shit up before and we had an understanding that I was not ready—and I still wasn’t ready for that.

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But being a typical nagging girl, she went there and asked when I thought it would be appropriate for us to live together. I simply said it wasn’t time yet and redirected the conversation towards planning a cross-country road trip in order to give us an idea of our living habits. This excited the hell out of her and I told her we will spend two weeks together 24/7 and if we can handle each others quirks, then maybe we could talk about it more. Little did she know, I would make sure we both would have complaints about one another.

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After hanging up the phone with her, I watched TV for a bit until my hand just started wandering down to my cock. I chuckled as I made my way to the laptop and fired up TrashyToons.com to read a few comics. I used my FREE TRIAL and zoned out. The animations on this site are so fucking hilarious and a turn-on. These submissive bitches are sex slaves and I am their master. You gotta love the internet!

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