I spent do damn long on the phone with my clingy girlfriend talking about every motherfuckin thing—from life, to love, to the future. This broad really sees a future with me. Ha! I can’t stray away from banging other broads because, well hell, that’s who I am. Of course, I didn’t mention that part to her, because some things are better left unsaid.
For the most part, she did all the initiating in the “taking it to the next level” department, and I attempted to walk with her there and emotionally get close to her, but steered clear away from the “let’s move in together” conversation. She brought that shit up before and we had an understanding that I was not ready—and I still wasn’t ready for that.
But being a typical nagging girl, she went there and asked when I thought it would be appropriate for us to live together. I simply said it wasn’t time yet and redirected the conversation towards planning a cross-country road trip in order to give us an idea of our living habits. This excited the hell out of her and I told her we will spend two weeks together 24/7 and if we can handle each others quirks, then maybe we could talk about it more. Little did she know, I would make sure we both would have complaints about one another.
After hanging up the phone with her, I watched TV for a bit until my hand just started wandering down to my cock. I chuckled as I made my way to the laptop and fired up TrashyToons.com to read a few comics. I used my FREE TRIAL and zoned out. The animations on this site are so fucking hilarious and a turn-on. These submissive bitches are sex slaves and I am their master. You gotta love the internet!
